Part Two in my series devoted to my 40th birthday!
- Coughing
- Loud TV Commercials that have found a way to out-smart the smart sound system.
- People who act like they are busier than everyone else.
- Ice cream
- Disrespectful children
- Lies
- Snow
- Incompetence when there is every reason to expect competence.
- Mating socks
- Sauerkraut
- I cry when I get mad
- The word THEY (as in…”They said they were going to…” Who is they????)
- Rude drivers who believe that rural WV roads are equivalent to busy metro areas…Just to let you know, I have been/driven there…THEY AREN’T the same, so settle down! Honestly the people driving on Emily Drive in Clarksburg need to spend a little time in New York or Addis Ababa Ethiopia and then they would lay off their horns and/or go when the light is green!
- Steak
- Surprises
- Doctor’s offices
- The smell of meat frying
- Radio broadcasts of sports events
- Shrimp
- Being snapped at (Physically snapping and I think this is residual effects from my early morning French Drill class in college)
- Intentional Ignorance
- Women who flaunt their physical assets instead of their intellectual ones…when they have both. (I mean hey, if it is all you got…by all means…use what you’ve been given, but if you’ve got some smarts, heaven forbid!)
- Single people who put their lives on hold waiting for “the one.”
- Hairballs
- The sound of an alarm clock
- The smell of burnt popcorn
- Seeing my name misspelled
- Weak coffee
- Disorganization
- Putting silverware away
- Not knowing the ending of a movie/book before I read/see it. I HAVE TO KNOW or I WON’T GO
- Live Sporting Events – see entry above...
- Diet soda ( Prefer to go thirsty if that is my only option)
- Being poked in the arm
- People saying my name repeatedly when I am busy setting up for a party/event or working on a project.
- Jeopardy – the game show
- Scary Movies
- The lowering of expectations in America in regards to education, intellect, competency, morals, manners and overall common decency.
- Asparagus
- Hearing my speaking voice on a recording
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